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Could you use a writer's go-to-gal for muse disorders? If so, stop looking 'cause you found her. I'm D. D. Scott, a bestselling romantic comedy and humorous mystery author and a muse therapist in the making.
In addition to the MUSE THERAPY Bestselling Book, I'm thrilled to have launched my Muse Therapy Online Class "Community" and Live Workshops.
The sessions are proving to be a huge hit.
Here's the scoop:
ONLINE CLASS/LIVE WORKSHOP DESCRIPTION:
Muse Therapy - D. D. Scott style - is all about injecting life into tired and/or stressed out muses. I give writers fun and fabulous tools to analyze their muses' funks, rein in their creative divas and up their page counts.
Discover what makes your muses tick. What ticks them off. And what makes them dance like nobody's watching.
We name your muses and host a very special meet-and-greet just for them, then dig deep into their psyches by examining "muse disorders" such as:
** Unleashing Your Inner Sybil
** Writing Bi-Polar: I Suck vs. I'm a Genius
** What Do You Mean I'm Neurotic? No, I'm Not. Well, Not Exactly. But Okay...There Are Times When. Like You Need To Know That. Anyway, I Was Thinking, My Jeep Is Red
** Rorschach For Writers: I See Dead Lines
** Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate, and Martinis Aren't Enough
Once we recognize, acknowledge and accept your muses' afflictions, we find terrific tricks and "trips" to treat our word witches.
So if your muse is in need of a tune-up, grab a comfy couch or chair and put up your feet. You're in the right session.
I provide Muse Therapy Online Classes for either two or four weeks and can do a Live Workshop anywhere from an hour to a full day. Just depends on how long you'd like to be in therapy. LOL!!!
I also treat y'all to fabulous hand-outs and super-cool tchotchkes for all participants. Muse Therapy Live also has a fabulous PowerPoint presentation and hilariously productive, interactive exercises!
You’ll have a terrific time conquering your creative divas and taking back the crown of your personal Muse-ville kingdom.
The Building of a Muse Therapy Online Class Community
I've now done something quite unique in the online class world.
Here's a hint...what if...your class fee of $20...got you Muse Therapy for as long as you'd like?
Could be forever, if that's what you and your muses fancy.
Most online classes have a start & stop date...
But what if Muse Therapy is a "community" of continuing education, fun and support...
A class that never ends...but just keeps growing with new people added, new muses to get to know, and tons of fantabulous Muse Therapy scoop to share and celebrate...
Be a part of my Muse Therapy Community...and sign-up now!
Just email me - dd(dot)scott(at)live(dot)com - that you'd like to join then send in your PayPal payment of $20, payable to that same email...and we'll see you "in therapy"...Muse Therapy that is...LOL!!!
I'm sooo looking forward to meeting you and your muses too!!! --- D. D. Scott
P.S And if you're not sure whether or not you need Muse Therapy...
YOU KNOW YOU NEED MUSE THERAPY WHEN...
1. Your muses aren’t ticking. They’re ticked off.
2. Your muses are in a funk unable to up your page counts. They’re more like: Up Yours
3. Even great sex with (insert your partner of choice here), or a new pair of shoes, or a day at the spa, or (you get the picture) can’t rein in your creative divas
4. You feel the urge to sign-up for the following classes:
** Unleashing Your Inner Sybil
** Writing Bi-Polar: I Suck vs. I'm a Genius
** What Do You Mean I'm Neurotic? No, I'm Not. Well, Not Exactly. But Okay...There Are Times When. Like You Need to Know That. Anyway, I Was Thinking, My Jeep Is Red
** Rorschach For Writers: I See Dead Lines
** Stimulants: When Coffee, Chocolate and Martinis Aren't Enough
5. Your word witches have landed in Oz but that don’t look like no Yellow Brick Road you’re bootscootin’ on...the damn thing never ends!
6. Your ass hurts, your back hurts, your head hurts, your fingers are numb, the kids/DH/dog/cat/other family pets and family members/friends/neighbors/telemarketers/reality TV stars must have your undivided attention now and they mean now...not after your “dumb” writing timer goes off an hour later. Everyone has told you your writing is a waste of time, just a “hobby” that will never “pay-off”...Maybe they’re right.
7. You feel the urge to tell everyone listed in reason number six to (I’m thinking of a phrase that starts with a 4-letter word and ends with a ‘you’, ‘off’ or ‘me’)
Do not...I repeat...do not panic. You are not alone. The writing gods and goddesses have not dumped you out of the muse chariot. Okay...so maybe they did. They can be a bit bitchy. But fear not, there’s help for you!
So if your muse is in need of a tune-up, grab a comfy couch or chair and put-up your feet. You’re soon to be in the right therapy group.
***Note: Now that Muse Therapy is an Online Class Community, your one-time class fee of $20 keeps you in the class loop forever! There’s always something new you and your muses can learn from each new Muse Therapy Online Class Community Member and instruction period.
Cost:
$20 for a life-time Muse Therapy Online Class Community Membership
See you "in therapy"...Muse Therapy – D. D. Scott style.
