Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Chicken Poop and What's New in D. D. Scott-ville

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

I've got a bunch of superfab fun "What's New in D. D. Scott-ville" scoop for y'all today!

But first, how 'bout some Bitchy Sign Bonanza-esque

Chicken Poop?!

I picked up this little gem of "Lip Junk" at our local Tractor Supply Store this past weekend, and wow, talk about over the moon fabulousness!!!

Straight from the package...

Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Junk


Grandpa says:

"If ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on 'em so you won't lick 'em!"

An All-Natural Cosmetic Moisturizer (Contains No Poop!)

So, with my Chicken Poop on...

Let's talk What's New in D. D. Scott-ville!!!

1. My debut Audio Book release - BOOTSCOOTIN' BLAHNIKS - is here! And not only is it here...in its first 48-hours, it became the #1 Bestselling Chick Lit Audio Book and #1 Bestselling Contemporary Romance Audio Book on Audible!!!

You can catch all the scoop on my Audio Books on our new D. D. Scott-ville Audio Books Page!

2. I'm over the moon to be partnering with a bunch of wonderful fellow Indie Epub Authors for the upcoming Beach Book Blast!

Beach Book Blast will be all u A-mazing D. D. Scott-ville Peeps' chance to load up your Ereaders with terrific Ebooks for FREE as well as many for 99 Cents too!!! Plus, I'm giving away another Kindle Fire for the event, which you can enter to win now!!!

For all the latest scoop on Beach Book Blast, check out the official Beach Book Blast website and/or my D. D. Scott-ville Beach Book Blast Page!

3. And how 'bout a big ol' Bootscootin' Bash at The Wildhorse Saloon for all you waaay wonderful D. D. Scott-ville Peeps?

This idea began with rising Country Music Superstar Kip Moore and my childhood friend Dan Couch who co-wrote this Top of The Charts hit:

Here's all the scoop on how you can be part of my D. D. Scott-ville Bootscootin' Bash this coming August at The Wildhorse Saloon!!!

So, how's that, Y'All, for some superfab fun D. D. Scott-ville What's New Scoop?! And getchyerself some Chicken Poop too!!!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Wishes --- D. D. Scott


  1. Congrats on your new audio e-book! Keep up the great writing!

    1. Thanks Bunches, Jaw!!!

      I'm havin' a ball writing books - and turning 'em into Audio Books too - and am sooo thrilled to hear y'all are enjoying them!

  2. Chicken Poop! Hilarious! My mother used to make little chocolate covered nougats that earned the name "Goat Turds" after a trip to the petting zoo. No one remembers what they were called before that, but they're still pretty yummy :)

    Huge Grats on the audiobook! How could it be other than #1? You Rock!

    I can't wait for the Beach Book Blast! It's so cool that ALL of your books will be available for it. I'm so thrilled that my little book is involved, too, that I even spared the life of a character in my WIP! ... at least for one more chapter :)


    1. Isn't that Chicken Poop a hoot and then some, Greg?! LMAO!!! :-)

      Oooo...and Goat Turds sound ultra yummy too!!!

      Thanks Bunches for the sweet shout-out and I'm right there with ya countin' down the days till our Beach Book Blast!!! I'm thrilled to be partnering with you!!!

  3. Ugh for the chicken poop. Don't fancy that at all. Have enough muck here to contend with: cat and fox poo. Bad enough.

    1. I hear ya on the "enough muck here", Julie! Cheers to that, my friend!!!

  4. Grandpa does have a point! Congrats on all the great things you've got going, D.D. You're amazing!