Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Sarcasm, Vodka and D. D. Scott-ville BFFs

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

I thought after the long weekend, we could all use a couple of superfab Bitchy Signs to kick-off the rest of the week!!!

Nothin' brings D. D. Scott-ville BFFs together like a bit of

Sarcasm and Bunch of Vodka!!!

Here's to a great rest of the week for all you Beyond A-mazing D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!!!

Y'All Rock!!! --- D. D. Scott

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Beach Book Blast Begins Tomorrow May 23rd!!!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

The Memorial Day Weekend is just about here and bringin' Summer 2012 with it, but why wait till Friday to kick-off the festivities?!

Here in D. D. Scott-ville, let's start early with


Beach Book Blast!!!

From Wednesday May 23 – Friday May 25 fifteen authors will offer FREE and 99 Cent books.

Dale Amidei
Meredith Bond
Greg Carrico
Kristine Cayne
Cate Dean
Keta Diablo
L.C. Giroux
Stacey Joy Netzel
D.D. Scott
P.J. Sharon
Alicia Street
Roy Street
Tracy Sumner
Kiru Taye
Tamara Ward

Not only will you have the chance to fill your Ereaders and/or Ereading Apps with both FREE and 99 Cent Ebooks, I'm also giving away another

Kindle Fire!!!

You can Enter to Win all week long right here:

Beach Book Blast

Show us your Luuuvvv by stopping by our Beach Book Blast Facebook page and LIKE-ing us!

Beach Book Blast on Facebook

You can also Follow our Pinterest page.

Beach Book Blast on Pinterest

And please join all the authors for a Twitter party on Thursday May 24 at 8p.m. (Eastern Time) at this hashtag stream — #BeachBookBlast — to chat about favorite books and characters and vacations spots and anything else that comes up!

The Best of Beach Book Blast Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. Let me know in our Comments Section today if you'll be loading up your Ereaders with our Beach Book Blast...and for all of you who participate in our Twitter Party this Thursday, you'll be Entered to Win one of my superfab Bitchy Signs!!!

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Chicken Poop and What's New in D. D. Scott-ville

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

I've got a bunch of superfab fun "What's New in D. D. Scott-ville" scoop for y'all today!

But first, how 'bout some Bitchy Sign Bonanza-esque

Chicken Poop?!

I picked up this little gem of "Lip Junk" at our local Tractor Supply Store this past weekend, and wow, talk about over the moon fabulousness!!!

Straight from the package...

Free Range Chicken Poop Lip Junk


Grandpa says:

"If ya got dry lips, put chicken poop on 'em so you won't lick 'em!"

An All-Natural Cosmetic Moisturizer (Contains No Poop!)

So, with my Chicken Poop on...

Let's talk What's New in D. D. Scott-ville!!!

1. My debut Audio Book release - BOOTSCOOTIN' BLAHNIKS - is here! And not only is it here...in its first 48-hours, it became the #1 Bestselling Chick Lit Audio Book and #1 Bestselling Contemporary Romance Audio Book on Audible!!!

You can catch all the scoop on my Audio Books on our new D. D. Scott-ville Audio Books Page!

2. I'm over the moon to be partnering with a bunch of wonderful fellow Indie Epub Authors for the upcoming Beach Book Blast!

Beach Book Blast will be all u A-mazing D. D. Scott-ville Peeps' chance to load up your Ereaders with terrific Ebooks for FREE as well as many for 99 Cents too!!! Plus, I'm giving away another Kindle Fire for the event, which you can enter to win now!!!

For all the latest scoop on Beach Book Blast, check out the official Beach Book Blast website and/or my D. D. Scott-ville Beach Book Blast Page!

3. And how 'bout a big ol' Bootscootin' Bash at The Wildhorse Saloon for all you waaay wonderful D. D. Scott-ville Peeps?

This idea began with rising Country Music Superstar Kip Moore and my childhood friend Dan Couch who co-wrote this Top of The Charts hit:

Here's all the scoop on how you can be part of my D. D. Scott-ville Bootscootin' Bash this coming August at The Wildhorse Saloon!!!

So, how's that, Y'All, for some superfab fun D. D. Scott-ville What's New Scoop?! And getchyerself some Chicken Poop too!!!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Wishes --- D. D. Scott

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza #3

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

And Welcome to our 3rd Bitchy Sign Bonanza!!!

I've got some wonderful gems for y'all today...so here we go...

I can't stand Mood Poisoning...how 'bout u?!

Now then...there's always liquid courage to get ya through...

And no worries, if you're not quite the social butterfly...me either...neither apparently is this chick...

'Course there's always this fabulous remedy (and thanks to the wonderful Pj Schott for finding and sharing this one)...

This sooo works, Y'All! I always pick out the most disgruntled looking peep in any room, store, restaurant, and/or other public place I'm in, and make it my mission to drive 'em nuts with my happiness! :-)

But yeah...other days, it's more like this...

Cheers to each and every one of you, and I hope you've enjoyed this latest round of D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza!

Make for great "therapy", right?!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. I've got some big 'ole announcements coming later this week...so stay-tuned...

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Time for Another D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza!!!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

It's time to celebrate this week's best Bitchy Signs!

Here's a few I found this past week and am totally gaga over...

How fun is that?!

Next up...since we are smack dab in the middle of Primary Season...

***Note: I can get away with this because my degree is in Political Science and Psychology so I'm definitely not in denial as to how the process works. LOL!

Now this one coming up...we should all post in our homes...

And if our families don't think it's quite as funny as we do...no worries...just harness your Inner Toddler with this gem...

Okay...how's that for a few Bitchy Sign Bonanza Beauties?!

It's Your Turn, D. D. Scott-ville: Whatchy'all found this week that you just gotta share with us...

The Best in Bitchy Sign Wishes --- D. D. Scott