Monday, December 31, 2012

D. D. Scott-ville is Goin' "Magickal" in 2013!!!

Happy New Year, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!!!

I'm over the in this kinda over the moon...

To treat you to a bunch of superfab fun and fabulous "witchery" in 2013!!!

Yep, here in D. D. Scott-ville, we're goin' "Magickal"!!!

Here's a couple of Bitchy Witchy Signs to get us in the mood...

What does D. D. Scott-ville Goin' Magickal mean?

For starters, in late February, my new humorous paranormal series - The Belle Bishop Books - will release with Book One: PRACTICAL MISCHIEF. Followed by Book Two and Book Three, PRACTICAL MADNESS and PRACTICAL MAYHEM.

Belle Bishop is the Queen of Witches...think very Catherine Zeta Jones but on a broom with some A-mazing magickal powers.

Instead of a cat though, Belle has a terrific dog as her magickal "familiar" or sidekick. And guess what his name is?

Buckley Belle

Named after my very own "familiar," Buckley...

Here he is with his fave magickal tool...his ball bell!!! :-)

Now then...not only will my new series debut in 2013, but also, I'll be sharing my love of magickal spellcasting with all of you wonderful D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!

Each week, I'll treat you to a little practical magick spell or tool that I use in my own home. We'll cover everything from prosperity spells to protection and love witchery to various healing and happiness magickal activities.

I'm a big believer in JK Rowling's wise words:

And I can't wait to share with you what I've learned in my magickal journey!!!

Happy New Year to each of you and Blessed Be!!! --- D. D.

Monday, December 24, 2012

Holiday Holidays from My D.D. Scott Home to Your Home!!!

Happy Holidays from My Home to Yours!

I wish each of you a wonderful holiday season, filled with love and happiness.

Thank you for reading my books and spreading the D. D. Scott-ville love! 

With all of your help and enthusiasm, I've now sold over 100,000 Ebooks, and I'm thrilled to see what the new year brings! I look forward to treating y'all to many more great books for great prices in 2013!

And I can't wait to continue hangin' with you right here in D. D. Scott-ville as well as on Facebook , Twitter , Goodreads and Pinterest!

Hugs & Luv --- D. D. Scott

P.S. My DH - Darling Husband - and our BFF's Buckley and Siggy say Happy Holidays too!!!

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

The Stuck with a Series has made it onto Amazon's Movers and Shakers List...just in time for STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS!!!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

Christmas has come early to D. D. Scott-ville!!!

First off, thanks sooo very much to all of you fab D. D. Scott-ville Peeps for making STUCK WITH A STIFF (Book One of The Stuck with a Series) hit Amazon’s Movers and Shakers List at #15!!! That means, it was selling at the 15th fastest rate of all titles on Amazon...about 50-100 copies per hour!!!

On Amazon

B&N Nook



Also, that book is still in Amazon's Top 100 Bestselling Police Procedurals List...


STUCK WITH A SPELL (Book Two) hit Amazon’s Top 100 Bestselling Occult Books List.

On Amazon

B&N Nook



U rock, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

And to keep the Stuck with a Series Luuuvvv goin' Strong...

Welcome Back to our Stuck with a Series World...with our first Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella!!!

What if Santa had a double knee replacement and had to put his BFF Father Time and The Mom Squad’s Grams in charge of The Big Red Ride?

On Amazon

B&N Nook




That’s exactly what’s happened in our very first Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella!!!

For STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS, think Castle and Beckett, The Good Witch and Maxine in Whoville…with some very yummy Under the Mistletoe Martinis.

Here’s a Sneak Peek at Chapter One:


“Ring-a-ding-ding, Y’All!”

And no, I ain’t ringin’ some bell at a Salvation Army pot. Although, I do take part in that each holiday season.

But not today, folks. Not today.

I’m jinglin’ these damn sleigh bells as fast as my scrawny arms can shake ‘em ‘cause word has it that doing so this time of year could have some major ramifications.

First of all, it damn sure beats swallowing rocks. Would you believe that’s what those stupid ass Neanderthal cave men used to do? Before they figured out how to make bells, they swallowed rocks so their distended bellies would jingle when they were ready to mate. Romantic, right?

So, anyhoo…let’s get to my bells. Oh, but first, I’d better tell ya a bit about me.

I’m Lucy Weiss, retired from running my award-winning Meat n’ Three Diner in Nashville, Tennessee. Yep. Right there in Music City sits my diner, Lucy’s LunchBox Cafe. Every day, we serve up the Holy Trinity of White Vegetables – mac and cheese, white beans and mashed taters – plus the meat of your choice, barbecued, of course. Thus, we’re a Meat ‘n Three Diner. I can never understand why people can’t figure that out. But anyway, I’m Lucy. Although, my friends and family just call me Grams.

I guess I’m also a bit of what kids nowadays call a Quant. That’s a fancy name for one helluva computer genius – aka hacker. I can totally rock ‘n’ roll across any keyboard. And I can do things you ain’t never seen with a mouse.

Now then…about these bells…

I have it on good authority that ringing sleigh bells with gusto can not only ward off bad luck and evil spirits, and trust me, in this family, that’s important stuff. But also, these bells can attract meteorites!

Now, how cool would it be to see Santa Claus comin’ to town ridin’ the big ass tail of a meteorite?!

Okay. Just kidding…sort of. That’s not the reason I’m ringin’ bells. But, for the record, I do think Santa arriving by meteorite would be totally awesome.

And, since I’m gonna be piloting his sleigh this year, I do have a say in its operation. That’s right. You heard it straight from the main elf’s mouth. I, Lucy Weiss, am finally going to be able to check off the top item on my Bucket List, which is to be at the helm of Santa’s sleigh on the most magickal night of all nights. Yes indeed, hold onto your Santa hats! I’m in charge of this year’s Big Red Ride.

I’m so excited about this opportunity that I could stand out here, at Santa’s North Pole, along the fabulous shores of Lake Michigan, and jingle these damn bells all day long!

But wait…there’s more!

I’ve also been told by one of my sources that, if I’m the first sleigh bell dingler of the season, I’ll herald the arrival of Dietger, the gaily-clad King of Winter and his splendiferous Ice Court. Now, mind you, I’m a huge fan of the Ice Capades, but I’m thinkin’ this might even top that. Who’d settle for just reindeer when you could have reindeer on your roof-top and the Ice Capades too?!

That brings me to exactly why I’m putting everything I’ve got into shakin’ these bells.

I also have my own King of Winter, and he’ll be my sidekick in this grand adventure. That would be my significant other, and Santa’s BFF, Father Time. I hooked up with him last year during one helluva holiday hullabaloo right here at George and Suzie Witherspoon’s gingerbread house – aka Santa and Mrs. Claus’ North Pole.

But my Babycakes, Father Time, has some serious issues. Ever since Baby New Year busted his hourglass, he’s been in quite a funk. Nobody messes with Father Time’s scythe or his hourglass. And talk about bad timing. We’ve got exactly one month to pull off Christmas, so timing is EVERYTHING!

Luckily though, I’ve now got him trained better than one of Pavlov’s dogs. No more of that “like sands through the hourglass” soap opera baloney. In a manner of speaking, he’s been saved by the bells. Well, that or he’ll be salivating like hell.

Here he comes now…

Poor guy. He looks like he’s in a drunk and dazed stupor. Speaking of which, he drinks way too much of that silly elf Wanda Lu’s brandy and cocoa. Well, at least it takes his mind off of that damn hourglass. makes the stress of being in charge of The Big Red Ride somewhat tolerable.


Here’s to wishing each of you a fabulous holiday season!!! — D. D. Scott

Thursday, November 22, 2012

In D. D. Scott-ville, It's About Being Thankful...One Reader at a Time!!!

Happy Turkey-Day, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

For me, it's not just about being "thankful" one day every year, it's about Being Thankful...One Reader At a Time...all-year-long.

And here's what I mean by that...

This year, I celebrated a huge milestone - hitting my first 100,000 Ebooks Sold!

In addition, over 150,000 new readers have downloaded the book that started it all for me - Bootscootin' Blahniks - which is FREE on Amazon Kindle, B&N Nook, Apple, Sony, Kobo, Diesel, Smashwords and more!

Nothin' beats treating readers to great books for great prices...and being able to say "The First One is On Me"!

And with 20+ Ebooks now available, along with 3 Audio Books, and several more comin' in 2013, I can treat y'all a whole bunch!!!

I'm sooo very thankful for every reader who reads my books!

I'm also thankful to be able to get to know a lot of you, whether it's here in D. D. Scott-ville or on The RG2E, on The WG2E or on my Facebook, Twitter, and Goodreads pages or on Pinterest too.

I'm thankful to be able to pay it forward to tons of new writers/authors via my one-million-hits-a-month, two-thousand-plus-visitors-per-day grog The WG2E.

And I'm sooo very thankful to be able to pay it forward one Ebook Gift at a time, in my blog for readers, The RG2E...

I truly believe that everything is possible as long as you don't lose your ability to laugh your ass off!!!

Well, laughing your ass off and also choosing to surround yourself with peeps who bring nothing but love and joy into your all of you do in D. D. Scott-ville!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to each and every one of you!

It's such a joy to share the world with you and to treat you to great books for great prices!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Holiday Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. Let us know below what you're thankful for this holiday season...we luuuvvv to share your joy and celebrate your blessings...that's what it's all about in our D. D. Scott-ville Community - Sharin' the Luv...One Reader at a Time! :-)

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

THE BILLIONAIRES' CHRISTMAS CLUB is Here and We're Talking About It Tomorrow Night on Blog Talk Radio!!!

Happy Holidays early, D. D. Scott-ville!!!

Here's a gem of read that will put you in the holiday spirit for sure...

Now Available ($2.99) on:


B&N Nook



I'm over the moon to have partnered with A-mazing Amazon Bestselling Author Theresa Ragan for this treat of a holiday read!

Think Trading Places meets Tim Allen's Santa Claus

What if two Billionaire Bachelors made a bet to see which one could help the most people before the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve? And...What if, along the way, they each find the perfect woman to spend the rest of their life with?

You can read the entire Prologue on The RG2E:

Also, I'll be talking about the book tomorrow night (Thursday, November 15th) LIVE on Elaine Raco Chase's Blog Talk Radio Program - The Author's Corner - from 8:45 PM to 10 PM (Eastern Time)!!!

Join Elaine and I and her 50,000+ Listeners as we talk all-things THE BILLIONAIRES' CHRISTMAS CLUB and much more on everything D. D. Scott-ville!!!

Happy Holidays Early --- D. D. Scott

P.S. I'm still on track to bring you 5 more new releases this holiday season, stay-tuned...

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

THE BILLIONAIRES' CHRISTMAS CLUB is Coming Soon! Think Trading Places Meets Tim Allen's Santa Claus!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

I'm over the moon thrilled to let y'all know that the fabulous Christmas Book I co-wrote with the A-mazing Theresa Ragan is coming soon! (On or around November 15th)

THE BILLIONAIRES' CHRISTMAS CLUB will tickle your funny bone and touch your heart.

Think Trading Places meets Tim Allen's Santa Claus

What if two Billionaire Bachelors made a bet to see which one could help the most people before the clock strikes midnight on New Year’s Eve? And...What if, along the way, they each find the perfect woman to spend the rest of their life with?

Theresa and I wrote a Prologue for the book together, basically setting-up this fabulous bet. Then, we each wrote an entire novella for our Billionaire Bachelor. You’ll see the Bachelors’ names on the place cards on the table of our cover – Roswell Bellesconi and Grayson Hawk. We then wrote an Epilogue together too to wrap-up the book.

It was just a terrific experience writing with Theresa, and a project that was filled with joy and fun from page one to ‘the end.’

For a Sneak Peek at the Prologue, click over to The RG2E (The Reader's Guide to Epublishing):

Okay, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps: What do you think? Who’s going to win this bet? Does this sound like a Hallmark or Lifetime Christmas Movie or what?! Each year could be two new Billionaire Bachelors and two new philanthropic groups to spread the word about. And...if you haven’t already added your name to our Ebook Gift Waiting List, here’s your chance! Let us know below what you think of the Prologue, and you'll be entered to win an Ebook Gift Copy of THE BILLIONAIRES' CHRISTMAS CLUB!!!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Holiday Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. I've also got 5 more Brand New Releases coming this holiday season! You can catch the full list here:

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Just in Time for Halloween: Spooky Shorts and D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Signs Too!!!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!

As we settle in for a wonderfully chilly Autumn week, and continue the countdown till Halloween, here's some superfab spooky-themed Bitchy Signs to get you in the mood of the season...

Well...sort of...

In the meantime, here's a spooky-themed short story collection to celebrate the season...

On Amazon

Barnes & Noble Nook



Here's the scoop on our latest WG2E Anthology (4 short stories for just 99 Cents):

With this Spooky, Halloween-themed Anthology, you’ll never think of Halloween in quite the same way.

In this Fifth Edition of The WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies, you’re treated to a terrific, one-of-a-kind approach to the anthology concept.

You’ll get a variety of genres and story-lengths all packaged together as a wonderful way to discover some of today’s hottest new authors!

Plus, each WG2E Anthology is based on a different theme.

In this WG2E Spooky Shorts Edition, you’re getting short stories that yes, have a spooky, Halloween element, but you’ll never think of spooky or Halloween in quite the same way.

For example:

“Think one crazy aunt cooking up a cauldron full of’s spell-casting gone awry and Voodoo Doll Hell” for D. D. Scott & David Slegg’s STUCK WITH A SPELL

“The future can be a frightening place, even for those with special powers” for PJ Sharon’s REDEMPTION

“Is Creepy Mouse Guy really a creep?” for Lois Lavrisa’s TREAT OR TRICK

“Sometimes, it’s not the undead who are truly scary” for Patricia (P.R.) Mason’s NOT A SPARKLE IN SIGHT

About the Authors:

All the authors in the WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies are regular contributors to The WG2E site. At The WG2E, it’s all about writers helping writers reach readers with great books for great prices. It’s all genres and all story-lengths, from just a couple of pages to novel-length too!

Praise for The WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies:

“A fun read...for any day.” --- Diane Vallere

“I have read most of them...I liked them all for their different styles and genres.” --- Julie Day

“I loved Spring Fling! I can’t wait to read the other two...” --- Shadow

“...a sampler of genres and styles, and gives the reader a chance to find new writers... and explore beyond the same old books he or she has been reading for years...I have to admit that the collective imaginations of these writers boggles the mind!” ---Patrice Fitzgerald

“Wow! What a list of awesome authors and fabulous story concepts! It is so much fun to read each one...can’t wait for the next one!”--- Reader Ann

“What a great idea, WG2E! I love being able to read several different genres in one collection but with a central theme connecting them. And it’s a terrific way to find new authors!” --- Sab

For more information about our WG2E Anthologies, including all the previous editions too, check out the following RG2E Post:

Also, be looking for our Sixth and Final Edition - MARTINI MADNESS - this Holiday Season!

In the meantime, I also want to encourage y'all to check out the incredible, inaugural edition of our WG2E Street Team's Anthologies/Short Story Collections...

On Amazon US Amazon UK Barnes & Noble Smashwords

Price: $4.99 (12 short stories)

The WG2E Street Team, via their Beach Book Blast entity, will be continuing our WG2E Anthology tradition with their own unique twists!

You can get all the terrific scoop on The RG2E:

Happy Reading and Welcome to our WG2E All-For-Indies Anthologies and our WG2E Street Team/Beach Book Blast Short Story Collections too!

The Best of Reading Wishes --- D. D. Scott

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

A D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza for each new D. D. Scott Release...Beginning with THE ROYAL DIGS!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps!

You asked for it, and I delivered! Here it is...Cozy Cash Mystery #4...for just 99 Cents...


What if a Drag Queen determined the United States Presidential Election?

On Amazon

Barnes & Noble Nook



For THE ROYAL DIGS - Think RuPaul as The Godfather of Wall Street

Here's another way to look at it...Bitchy Sign-style:

As I finished up my latest Cozy Cash Mystery, book four in the series, I got to thinking a lot about the social commentary elements that make up a big part of this series and my writing in general.

For example, The Royal Digs asks several story questions that have huge social impacts such as:

1. What if a Drag Queen determined the United States Presidential Election?

(discussing alternative lifestyles and the issues faced by people living those lifestyles)

2. Does it matter that we've got a Presidential Nominee who keeps a majority of his money offshore to avoid paying taxes on it?

3. Does it matter that said nominee has earned his massive wealth, thanks to the money of cartel kings - whether coffee, cocoa, casinos, cocaine and other drugs too? Cartel Kings who make their living via the death squads they employ and the people whose rights they corrupt or snuff out...

Tough questions, right? With answers that have huge effects on our lives.

I love to write these kinds of "ripped from the headlines" stories because they engage us as human beings and instantly feed on topics that are easily recognizable and emotion-packed. In other words, we, as readers, relate to them.

And in our unique Epublishing World, in which we can publish our books at a much faster rate than via Traditional Publishing, we've got our products on cyber shelves when these story themes and questions are still "hot" and very much a part of our social collective minds.

I've found that even those critics who don't like my writing style, like the peeps at Red Adept Review who have made me their 1-Star poster kid :-) , they still appreciate and are moved by the social commentary in my stories. Here's what they said:

Characters waltzed trippingly from one exotic location to another like they were on the Travel Channel, which kept the pace fast, but once they arrived at most locations, food and physical appearances and snarky, amusing comments filled the pages rather than details that furthered the plot. A notable exception was the sweatshop in Secondigliano, in Naples, where I was sobered by a few paragraphs that dealt with the plight of the poor pressed into service by the Mob.

Red Adept Reviews didn't get me as a writer for my style, but they sure related to my topics and how I presented them.

For my Cozy Cash Mysteries, I've explored the following topics:

1. Ponzi schemes (Madoff-style) - THUG GUARD

2. Fashion sweatshops in Naples (controlled by the local mobs and making many a pages in today's best fashion magazines and red carpets) - LIP GLOCK

3. The gem trade (as in blood diamonds and stones) - CARATS & COCONUTS

4. The money trail of our current Republican nominee for U. S. President - THE ROYAL DIGS

5. The real owners of Wall Street - coffee, cocoa, casino and cocaine (and other drugs too) cartels - THE ROYAL DIGS

6. Banking, hedge funds and derivative trading - THE ROYAL DIGS

I use these topics to write Ebooks that are along the lines of what Bob Mayer calls "factual fiction" in which many of the plot elements I use are factually based, but I then give 'em my own quirky-crazy fictional twists and cast of characters.

It's Your Turn, D. D. Scott-ville Peeps: How many of you enjoy reading Ebooks that include Social Commentary? Tell us about your faves...

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Ereading Wishes --- D. D. Scott

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Stuck with a Spell is Here...Think Hex Your Ex, Voodoo Dolls, Cauldrons and More!

Happy Halloween early, D. D. Scott-ville!

STUCK WITH A SPELL (The Stuck with a Series Book Two) is here for just 99 Cents!!!

On Amazon

Barnes & Noble Nook



For Stuck with a Spell – Book Two of the Stuck with a Series - think Castle and Beckett gone-country with a bit of Bewitched tossed into the mix.

And for all of you D. D. Scott Bootscootin’ Books and Cozy Cash Mystery Fans, The Mom Squad’s Grams joins the fun!

The Stuck with a Series is Castle gone-country with The Mom Squad and a crazy-ass aunt also in the barnyard. For Stuck with a Spell – Book Two in the Series – there’s a bit of Bewitched tossed into the mix. Think hex an ex.

Nicky Blane, a Bestselling Author and Farmer-in-the-making, doesn’t need to look far to find creative inspiration for his novels. His crazy-ass Aunt Liza, a wanna-be witch, lives next door. But this time, she’s blown it big-time with a hex on her ex that’s gone a wee bit awry.

Think graveyards and Voodoo dolls, spell-casting and cauldrons, potions, raw emotions, and more.

Bonus Content Included:

A Sneak Peek at our first Stuck with a Series Christmas Novella – STUCK WITH SLEIGH BELLS – is also included.

What if the guy in the big red suit is sick and it’s up to Grams and her Significant Other, Father Time, to save Christmas?

The Best of Halloween Fun and Reading Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. Also coming in the next few days will be our next WG2E Anthology (Short Story Collection) - The Spooky Shorts Edition. Plus, Cozy Cash Mystery #4 - The Royal Digs!!!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Here's Some Brand New Bitchy Signs from one of our Fabulous D. D. Scott-ville Peeps...Pj Schott!!!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

Y'all are in for a treat today with a few more fabulous Bitchy Signs!!!

These all come from a Pinterest Board - Bitchy Signs for D. D. Scott - belonging to one of our superfab D. D. Scott-ville Peeps...

Pj Schott of Survival for Blondes


And y'all know each of us is a distinguished member of this club...

Thanks bunches for all of the fun, Pj! U rock, my friend!!!

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Wishes --- D. D. Scott

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

A few "Fall Funnies" in our D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza Living Sassy Style

Happy Autumn, D. D. Scott-ville!

Yes, I know it's not officially here until the 22nd, but I'm starting to celebrate the season a wee bit early!!!

So, here are a few of my fave Fall Funnies in our D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza Living Sassy Style...

I do actually wear this little gem...c'mon...leopard is "in" out the fabulous hand-warmers included...

And just so everyone knows my whereabouts...

P.S. I can turn around the little corn piece so it reads "out" too! :-)

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Fall Funnies Wishes --- D. D. Scott

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

A D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza Featuring...The Ass Family!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

Here's one of my all-time fave Bitchy Signs:

I just luuuvvv this one! In fact, I'm dying to put it on the back window of my Jeep! Seriously, how fun would the reactions to that little gem be? As witnessed in your rear view mirror?!

And speaking of Bitchy Signs perfect for 'bout this one from superfab D. D. Scott-ville Peep Pj Schott (Survival for Blondes):

Wouldn't you just luuuvvv to leave this on a multitude of vehicles at your local Hell-Mart?! LOL!

I'm ordering a whole box of these beauties! :-)

The Best of D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Wishes --- D. D. Scott

P.S. Feel free to email me - dd(dot)scott(at)live(dot)com, Facebook, Tweet or Pin your fave Bitchy Signs, and you might just see 'em posted in future D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanzas!

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

When It Comes to Stuck with a Stiff and Bitchy Sign-Style 'Tude, Nothin' Beats a Bad Ass Bovine!

Happy Tuesday, D. D. Scott-ville!

I'm over the moon and down on the farm thrilled to announce the release of the first book in my brand new series with my brand new co-author David Slegg...

On Amazon

B&N Nook


Smashwords (for Sony and iPad readers)

Price: 99 Cents

For Stuck with a Stiff - Think Castle and Beckett gone-country meet Betty Boop and My Cousin Vinny.

And for all of you D. D. Scott Bootscootin’ Books and Cozy Cash Mystery Fans, The Mom Squad joins the fun!

The Stuck with a Series is Castle gone-country with The Mom Squad, Betty Boop and My Cousin Vinny in the barnyard.

But this ain’t no ordinary barnyard.

There’s a lot more than a crazy rooster missing from the chicken coop, a bad ass cow causing a bunch of trouble and a dog looking like a creature out of a storybook. There’s a stiff too. A stiff - as in a dead guy - in a snow drift near the chicken coop.

Things aren’t lookin’ too good for Nicky Blane, who owns the farm. He’s used to creating fictional stiffs for his bestselling novels, not defending himself from being framed for murder.

Bonus Content Included:

In case you missed my Stuck with a Series Prequel – Stuck with a Schmuck - which gives you a superfab fun set-up to Stuck with a Stiff – no worries...’cause it’s included!

Now I mentioned above, Stuck with a Stiff has a bad ass cow (bovine) causing a bunch of trouble.

Her name is Beulah.

But here's the thing with Beulah...She's not from David and I's imaginations. Nope, she's alive, anything but well and causing a bunch of havoc on David's family's farm. Here's her official press photo:

There ain't no Bitchy Sign I've found to match Beulah's 'Tude! LOL! She's her own brand of "bull"shit!!!

Happy Ereading and Welcome to Our Stuck with a Series!!! --- D. D. Scott

P.S. The Stuck with a Series is also available in Serial Novel Format in which you can get a chapter or two each week delivered to your email as we write them. Here's how you can sign-up for that too:

The next book in this series is STUCK WITH A SPELL, and the first chapters will be sent out to our subscribers in early September, with a full release date around Halloween!!!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Here's How to Deal with a D. D. Scott-ville Bitchy Sign Bonanza Way!!!

Happy Tuesday, Peeps!

Lately, in D. D. Scott-ville, it's been a wee bit stressful. No worries, though. It's all good and just the normal kinda stressful stuff in the publishing world - i.e. projects a tad behind schedule, distributors not paying on-time, dealing with 'tude when it comes to Indie Epublishing, and too many ideas to write/too little time.

Yep, all the usual "stuff."

But here's a superfab fun way that I've learned to deal with it and thrive and still have a helluva great time...most days...LOL!

I rely on Bitchy Signs like these:

And for those days when even the Bitchy Signs aren't enough, I squeeze the hell outta my new Stress Buddies...

Look...when they're under pressure, their eyes bulge out just like mine...

How fun is all that madness?!

The Best of Stress Relief Wishes --- D. D. Scott